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Resolutions For 1996by Scott PattersonOriginally published in The Cold Blooded News, Vol.23, No.2, February 1996.Recently my wife told me "Quit raising the kids like your lizards." So, I have made the following resolutions for this year: Top Ten List 10. I will stop sprinkling Rep-Cal on the kids' breakfast cereal. 9. I will stop searching the children's room for the best basking site. 8. When they ask for water in the middle of the night, I will stop giving it to them with an eyedropper. 7. I will stop wondering how my kids grew without shedding. 6. After a doctor's appointment, I will stop asking "What did the vet say?" 5. I will stop asking "Why don't the kids' appetites decrease in the winter?" 4. I will no longer make the kid do their homework under a Vita-Lite. 3. I will no longer refer to their beds as hide boxes. 2. I will no longer send them to school with sack lunches of leafy greens and calcium fortified crickets. 1. I will no longer roll SweeTarts by them so they can recognize their prey by its movement. Copyright © 1998 - 2006, Colorado Herpetological Society. All rights reserved. | ||
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