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Archives of The Cold Blooded NewsThe Newsletter of the Colorado Herpetological SocietyVolume 29, Number 11; November, 2002 |
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Gator Bumps Little Tiny Turtle Voucher Specimens Turtle Quandary Genus Gopherus The Pet Store The Surinam Toad New Frog Species Snake in Computer PREVIOUS ISSUES October 2002 September 2002 August 2002 July 2002 June 2002 May 2002 April 2002 March 2002 February 2002 January 2002 Earlier Issues About the Cold Blooded News CHS Home Page |
The Pet StoreContributed by Ken HolmstromReprinted from the newsletter of the Minnesota Herpetological Society, Vol.22, No.8, August 2002.A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbith?" And the shopkeeper, wanting to have a little fun, gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby, a cwute wittle bwown wabby, or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby?" She in turn puts her hands on her knees, bends forward, and in her soft little voice says, "I weawy don't fink my pyfon cares!" Copyright © 1998 - 2006, Colorado Herpetological Society. All rights reserved. | ||
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